There Once Was a Man from Nantucket

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i hate auto correct so much, i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’ and i meant tomorrow

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I have to turn the shower on when I take a dump

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Beyonce’s first mother’s day

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what if we are just fruit snacks